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king stroker king stroker

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ha ha ha, so wrong, yet so fun

I'll bet there's an actualy game in Japan that's something along the lines of this. Those crazy Japanese...

Yeah, anyway, the game interface, graphics, sound, were all good, but the whole idea of the game was silly enough to make this above other games. Good to see something... original, I guess you could say... on Newgrounds.

My top score was 2440. Anyone get higher?

How to flame in german! How to flame in german!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hahaha, lots of fun!

Very entertaining, and now we know some Deutsch! All my friends are going to wonder what I'm saying

Escape! Demo Escape! Demo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Has a lot more potential

But my god it goes so slow! And it sucks you only get to play a small amount of 1 level. This could be really good if you turned up the speed, finished the levels, and maybe add some music. Something subtle but suspenseful

CElion responds:

Only able to play a small amount of 1 level? I dont understand, theres a total of 3 areas at the moment, the 3rd which includes a boss.

Ultimate Snake Ultimate Snake

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was alright,

But Snake is really a tired concept, even with all the flashy stuff in this. It went very slow, and got tedious and boring after the first level. Still, the bonuses thrown in, and the enviornment changes were kind of neat

Mario World: Overrun Mario World: Overrun

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun game

It's like Defend Your Castle, but with Mario! A lot of fun to play, very intense at times. But the ending is really dumb. Hopefully we'll se some closure...

Calculus Project with MJ Calculus Project with MJ

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


What's the point of this? We all know Jacko's a pedophile who'll never stop thinking of children. Using math to get to that conclusion is redundant

Love Hina sim date RPG Love Hina sim date RPG

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Doesn't kick like it used to

The Dating Sim engine has been used and re-used and re-re-used to death. Although this edition adds lots more features, it's just getting to be the same game with different graphics and girls. I'll play it still, but this is likely the last one, and I hope you retire the Dating RPG engine for a new one, or overhaul it completely

Plato's Cursed Triangle Plato's Cursed Triangle

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I have to pay a donation for it? That's crap. But still, it made my brain hurt

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Space Police Space Police

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Seen it before

But it's still fun to try and figure out how he always gets you

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Croc Hunter Croc Hunter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good game

Nothing extraordinary, but a nice 5 minute distraction.